Is guy at next computer SERIOUS about this gum-chewing? Now I am lady who gets out and puts on headphones so pointedly that she breaks them.
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) May 12, 2010
BackTweet: 11 May 10
April 11th, 2012BackTweet: 10 May 10
April 10th, 2012Underwhelming: getting really excited about a new email, then seeing that it’s the recipe for bean pie that you just emailed to yourself.
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) May 10, 2010
BackTweet: 4 May 10
April 9th, 2012Literalism: my bedroom is a hot mess.
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) May 4, 2010
BackTweet: 4 May 10
April 6th, 2012Thanks for telling me I had green pen on my face, none of you several people I saw at Dunkin’ and Starbucks in the last five hours.
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) May 4, 2010
BackTweet: 29 April 10
April 5th, 2012A nice surprise is looking for your mobile real fork, giving up, eating with plastic, and finding the real one packed INSIDE your salad.
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) April 29, 2010
BackTweet: 21 Apr 10
April 4th, 2012YEAH: when a salad’s components are all specifically versatile so the whole thing can go in the micro and suddenly, you’re having casserole.
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) April 22, 2010
BackTweet: 31 Mar 10
April 3rd, 2012Vegetarians who’ve always wanted to carve a turkey: a parallel experience is carving a partially frozen cabbage in a pot of boiling water.
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) April 1, 2010
BackTweet: 15 Mar 10
April 2nd, 2012Yesterday, I totally thought that my N.Y. Times News Alert read “U.S. Defense Contractors Tied to Effort to Track and Kill Mutants.”
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) March 15, 2010
Wireless network win
March 30th, 2012BackTweet: 8 Mar 10
March 30th, 2012I’m really excited about my new deodorant. Is that lame? It has guaranteed odor protection.
— RachelLieffAxelbank (@axelrachelbank) March 8, 2010
